Yeah, I know. I can't believe it either.

So I'm back from my self-imposed exile from the bleegin' and the bloggin'. My original goal had been to document my journey from girl to woman, but that became difficult seeing as I'm actually a dude with no aspiration for gender reassignment. No, in all seriousness, my goal was to let all you idiots accompany me on my path from law student to lawyer. But I got bored with that and also busy being, you know, a lawyer and all. I found a job after I passed the bar exam and have never looked back. My current salary is $7.6 million dollars per month which, you may be surprised to learn, allows me to just barely make ends meet.

This is me after I got my hair dyed black.

Bar Exam, Schmar Exam

Just in case anybody cares, I passed the July 2008 Utah Bar Exam. So it would seem that many years of fancy book learnin' are at an end. Good riddance, learning! Here's a picture of me right after I got the news. I'm so happy!



I broke blogging silence to dispel the notion that Bar Exam failure prompted my decision to kill the blog. Some really dorky, unliked kids at my law school still read the blog and I wanted to let them know that even the stupidest kid in school can pass the Bar Exam, just like I did. So, in a way, I'm an American hero.

Aloha Can Also Mean Goodbye

After having an epiphany on the seriousness of life -- and a sincere, Luddite wish to have zero online presence -- I killed the blog. Stuck a knife right in its heart. As a parting gift please enjoy this Youtube of a really cool girl playing the hell out of the drums.