The most random picture ever? Yup.

Marilyn Monroe holding a photograph of a young Abraham Lincoln.

Um . . . ok.

The Most Awesome Picture Ever? Yup.

The tank top, the bra strap, the cigarette. And most importantly, the facial expression. My God, the look on her face.

And what is she doing in that parking lot? Just kicking it, having a smoke?

I can't decide . . .

Which one do you like best?


I love being a red-head but it's a little extreme, no? Perhaps a brunette?


Or, I guess a blonde. Sorry for the birdie. I was just having a bit of fun with my mate, Jimmie. No offense to you personally, gentle reader.


It surprises me how different I look in each of these pictures. I shouldn't tell you this but the differences are due to gypsy witchcraft, or gyps-craft.

Hey there.

Either she belches electricity or her tonsils have an idea.

Sugimoto

I love this photo without reservation. I want it in a giant print on my living room wall. I looked into it and a print costs about $10,000 - minimum. If I had a spare $10,000 this is the first thing I'd buy. Note to self: acquire an extra $10,000; also, a girlfriend.

UPDATE: Completely unbeknownst to me, a Sugimoto photo is on the cover of the new U2 album No Line on the Horizon. I had no damned idea. I saw the picture above on the ridiculously awesome website BigFun. (That website is for grown-ups only.) I'm kind of obssessed with this picture now. But now that U2 has gotten involved I'll never be able to afford one for my wall. You gotta give U2 credit, they have a great eye for photography. All the Anton Corbijn photos over the years have been top-notch. Now Sugimoto. Well done, boyos.

Please, no more pictures.

I just want to make art and be creative, can't I just be left alone. I never asked to be a celebrity.

Just playin'. I really just wanted an excuse to show off my new scarf. Awesome, right?

It's driving me crazy . . .

If you don't think this is funny then I hate you. If there's a bad pie-chart joke I haven't heard it.

Gisele, my love

Gisele is playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers. She's the Secretariat of people. Or maybe Secretariat was the Gisele of race horses. And if you're offended that I'm comparing Gisele to Secretariat then you don't know how much I love Secretariat. Or Gisele.

Work it, Girlfriend.

On why Phoenix in March is awesome.

This was Sunday afternoon:


That's the Dodgers versus the Padres in beautiful Glendale Arizona. If this picture was better you'd be able to see that the hitter is Manny Ramirez. It was 85 degrees with a cool breeze. The beer was extra cold and a pleasingly large number of beautiful latina Dodger fans did not burden themselves with any excess clothing. Heaven, in other words.

This was 6:00 a.m. Monday morning:



Talk about back to real life, man. I like the snow and all but enough already, God. We get it, you can bring snow in spring time. Noted!